Nick: I am what I am and I don't think Betty Ford takes Vampires!
Nick: Dwell on yesterday and you have no today, no tomorrow.
Alyce: Another Quote?
Nick: No, the voice of experience
Alyce: You haven't lived that long
Nick: I'm working on it
Schanke: Well howdy
Nick: Will somebody shoot me... Please! (learning Schanke is to be his new partner)
Nick: Inquiring minds want to know
LaCroix: You want mortality? I'll give you mortality. With fire, a stake through the heart, the sun. All these will do my friend--and one more. Decapitation
Nick: You've made me a murderer!
LaCroix: I made you a god. I made you eternal. I made you my brother.
Schanke: I don't know why nobody's listening to me? We all know that Knight's a hot show. He's got no experience. Sure he looks good in leather. He's got the blonde hair and everything. Between you, me and the lamp post, he's in the dark about a few things.
Schanke: Hey are you okay? You look like death warmed over
Nick: Yeah, I'm just a bit hungry
Schanke:Why don't I take you for a souvlati? My treat.
Nick: Nah, I think I'll just wait until I can sink my teeth into something
LaCroix: (Opening theme) He was brought across in 1228
Preyed on Humans for their blood
Now he wants to be mortal again
To re-pay society for his sins
To emerge from his world of darkness
From his endless Forever Night
Nick: A word to the wise. Immortality is no excuse not to floss
Nick: Hi, my names Nick and I'm an addict. It's the hunger that drives me and it's not for booze, or crack, or junk. It's for um... I drink blood so that I can live forever.
LaCroix: What's so terrible about that?
Schanke: I owe you big time Nick
Nick: Yeah... Just not the electric lumbar pillow, okay?
Nick: You're deranged
LaCroix: Yes I know
Nick: There's more to being a good cop than picking up dead bodies.
Nick: Are we dissecting me here, or the corpse?
Natalie: Wait a minute, you sound weak. Can you eat something?
Nick: Are you crazy? Hospital food?
LaCroix: You need never fear anything again
Nick: I fear what's inside me now
LaCroix: Man is a predotor, Nicholas, and we are the ultimate
Nick: Slow night?
Natalie: All right, all right, what can I say? This stuff really gets to you
Nick: Obviously
Natalie: Nick, was it ever really like this, being a vampire?
Nick: Well, we're not that big on melodrama
Natalie: Too bad
Nick: Mind you, she hits more than she misses
Natalie: Am I to take this to mean that you... idolize my knee?
Nick: Oh, absolutely. It's my personal choice for the body parts hall of fame.
Natalie: Anything else?
Nick: Everything
Natalie: Hmmm?
Nick: I like the whole package the way it is
Nick: It's not working
Natalie: Okay plan B
Nick: What's clogged it anyway?
Natalie: A scrunchy
Nick: A scrunchy?
Natalie: A scrunchy. One of those fancy hair elastics. It fell down the drain. Don't ask
Nick: I won't
Natalie: Where the hell have you been?
Nick: Why is everyone asking me that?
Natalie: Oh for God's sake come in, this dress is not for public consumption
Nick:I can give it to you...A life that never ends...A power beyond your imagination..."
Nick: Oh, I'm not a detective in here. In here I'm a vampire. You may call me Nicholas de Brabant!
Nick: You have to understand that every drop of blood has your whole life in it. It's not just our food. It's the way we feel life. Imagine if you could know someone's soul, just by sharing their blood. Everything you know, everything you are transformed into touch and taste. Imagine the temptation to take just one sip, one sip and then another, then another. To take them inside you and know every secret. To let them know yours. To be them.
Nick: There are only to ways to escape eternity. One way is to join the dead, the other to join the living.
Nick: Just give me the sunblock, okay?
Nick: You know I have to really stop getting shot. Sometime someone’s gonna notice for good.
Natalie: Have you tried ducking?
Natalie: Well, the sight of blood does strange things to people
Nick: Tell me about it!
Nick: Even when they try to kill you, they're still your family
Nick: What are you doing here?
Lacroix: Oh, the usual, making your life a living hell.
Schanke: You're not going to be young forever, Knight.
Lacroix: Do you think I disrupted the universe just to annoy you?
Nick: You've done it before.
Lacroix: True
Natalie: Kindly get your mind out of the Middle Ages and remember what century you're in.
Lacroix: Why must I always be the villain?
Nick: Because you're so good at it.
Captain Reese: The Truth is out there.
Nick: Yeah, but maybe just not in our jurisdiction.
Nick: Bring the cross closer to me.
Natalie: Why are you all so afraid of it?
Nick: Because it's a symbol of the one true light, and we are creatures of the dark.
Natalie: Why tackle this now?
Nick: Because tomorrow I'm spending the day in a church!
Nick: I lost an old friend the other day.
Natalie: How old?
Nick : Oh, two, three hundred years.
Natalie: Old friend takes on a whole new meaning with you.
Schanke: I'm not worth a wad of buffalo chips if I don't get eight hours.
Nick: That explains so much!
Nick: I don't drink blood anymore - at least not human - and I don't sleep in a coffin.
Nick: For one terrible moment I thought I was having another birthday.
Nick: Listen, you little worm. You're gonna play ball with us, or the next person you open your raincoat for will be 6'3" with tears tattooed on his cheeks
Nick: I'm revamping myself Janette. From now on I say I'm a vampire and I'm proud of it! To hell with the modern world.
Nick: I'm a homicide detective. I'm paid to be troubled by things.
Janette: Poor Nicolas, tortured by a soul he hasn't got.
Nick to Cohen: What do you know? I should have been F9ing when I was F10ing.
Nick: You drive, I'll ride. In the trunk.
Schanke: Come on, Nick, you're not that allergic to sunshine. A tan'll do you good.
Nick:I don't tan. I don't burn. I implode.