"Ring of Amarra"
Someone is digging in Sunnydale. That someone is the new boyfriend of Harmony, new vampire. That someone is the subject of this section of the web site. That someone is Spike. Yes, he is back! Looking for the Gem or Amarra, a mystical thingyme that makes vampires unkillable.
Spike : Nobody knows I'm here. And I'm not killing the slayer's best friend because that would tend to announce my presence. And we're too bloody close.
Harmony : But you almost killed her last year. Suddenly it's a big deal ?
Spike : SOD OFF! Now go eat something, I've got work to do.
Harmony : This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat.
The couple go out to a party and run into Buffy. After a bit of chasing and Harmony telling what the big plan is they scamper off back to the crypt.
Harmony : You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike : I love syphilis more than you.
Spike and Harmony explorer the inside of the newly opened vault. It is full of jewels and pretty shiney things. Harmony trys on a number of things. Spike spots a necklace round the neck of a skelaton and rips it off. wearing it he grabs cross. It burns him. In a fit of anger he drives a stake into is girlfriend. She remains undusty. He grabs her hand and trys to take the ring off her
Harmony : Fine if that's all that matters to you. (She rips the gem off her hand and throws it at him and he catches.) Then take it, take it, take it and get out.
Spike puts it on and strides off.
Spike : That's a good idea. I think I'll go wait outside.
Outside he finds the slayer. During the fight Buffy stakes him and he doesnt die. It would be a short and dust history if it ended here. Just when the blonde, industructable vampire is about to win Buffy grabs his hand and pulls thr ring off his hand. Now smoldering in the sunlight he runs for cover.
Angel and Spike start as they usually do, fighting and trading insults.
Angel: We duke it out, huh? Is this your big strategy to get the ring back?
Spike: Hey, I had a plan!
Angel: You? A plan?
Spike: A good plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. But I got bored. All that watching, waiting, my legs started to cramp. Enough with the hit’n’quip. Just tell me were the damn ring is.
Angel: It wouldn’t go with your outfit.
Spike runs off and by the time Angel catches up with him he has a friend with him. He has hired a vampire called Marcus to torture the whereabouts of the ring out of Angel.
Angel: You’re an idiot, Spike.
Spike: You think? Because I’m not the one chained to the ceiling with hot pokers in my side,
Leaving Angel to Marcus, Spike finds Cordelia and Doyle, telling them to help him find the ring or else. They find the ring and take it to Spike. Oz roars up in his van and rescues Angel. In the mean time the ring and Marcus have gone missing.
“Son of a bitch! - I do the work, I do the digging, fight off a Slayer, drive to LA, fire the help, and what do I get?
ROYALLY SCREWWED, is what!" ~Spike
Tail between his legs, Spike slinks off back to Sunnydale. Ringless.
Next-----> "Little trip to the vet"
